Coulda been a bitch like Drake and hid it.

When he said this I shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. It was such a D&D line.

Leader: Were gonna take down the goblin camp and free the hostages while looting all of the treasure and drinking all their ale.

Party: So, you have a plan?

Leader: I have concepts of a plan.

Be better at having a sense of humor, chum.

Dum-a-chum?

That’s my take away from this. If I ask for a jack and coke or rum and coke, the “and coke” is just as important as the rest. Pepsi isn’t what I want. I would never give the OK to swap out the mixer. I’d rather just drink the liquor straight.

More, technically.

Erectile dysfunction and invisibility? Is there anything artificial colors can’t do?

Please don’t take this from me.

Oh. no, I’m not saying that this is something that Trump would say, it just has all the cadence of someone with early onset dementia. It is written like how he speaks, thus “Trump’s Speech Writer” and not Trump himself.

I think I found Trump’s Speech Writer’s account.

Shredded beef

If I die before I wake…

How about that beef, tho?

I was dating a girl that sold me on 1.0, and I was going to play it with her. We broke up, and 1.0 released, and I just said fuck it. It wasn’t until Heavensward that I came back. It kills me that in that time I lost my original key, so I don’t even have my swanky 1.0 survivor rewards.

I’m so glad I came back, though. It’s been my only MMO since then, and it just gets better with every new release.

I wonder if they could have a super hot, super dense core that gives them the chance of an atmosphere and a warm surface. Bioluminescent everything. It would be like looking at a blacklight poster on heated seats.

Fight Milk!

Thank fucking Christ it’s not epic exclusive.

I got anxiety just reading your post. Ugh.

I think you are right, but the N64 controls used the C buttons as analog inputs for camera movement.

Whats worse is when they put it on top of the bills and hand it all back to you at once, like some kind of fucked up magic trick. The shit that I just bought is in my other hand, how in the fuck am I supposed to get this change into my pocket?