I think you’ll find that in actual fact “bird” is the word

Almost commented that he looks like a baby here

… I guess now I have

And he looks so fresh-faced and unweathered by the shitstorm of an American election year in this photo!

As a reptile, wouldn’t a dragon dong be a hemipene?

Let’s be real, anything by The Prodigy on a speaker that size would fucking slay

War is peace.

Nah, let’s get Christopher Nolan to make it and it becomes a mind-bending exploration of consumerism, pagan festivals and the death of innocence.

Or split your skull with a halberd

Dog had a bone to pick with that badger

The plural is just dildos

Because “the left” is a set of principles not a group of people?

:.|:;

My head canon is that this slips his mind, until his next attempt, and then he informs the world once more.

There was a period of about a century where temps were lower across Europe called the little ice age. Don’t know if any of these portraits fall in that time frame tho

Bugs bunny is the most celebrated drag performer in American history

Their user name is making me wonder if they’re a very subtle and clever novelty account

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A sandwich can be a thousand different dishes if you get creative

Naw, this some damned shit

“And so people come to sorts of agreements about, uh, how much of a wiggle is a wiggle; that is to say a thing. One wiggle, you can always reduce any one wiggle into sub-wiggles. Or see it as a subordinate wiggle in a bigger wiggle. But there’s no real fixed rule about it”