I regularly manipulate my 2008 Toyota matrix’s radio and HVAC controls while never taking my eyes off the road. I won’t buy any car that forgoes the physical controls.

Wait, the guardian isn’t your character?

Man I really don’t get this viewpoint at all…

Rollercoaster without a track

Canada has a high likelihood of electing its own conservative government next year…

Everyone knows declaring victory now means we can say the election was stolen the second a state doesn’t go our way

I mean their new chips look like hot garbage so…not sure if they’re gonna have any good outcomes for a while

Oh good cause I was thinking “first in, first out” and thought ARM had sex with Qualcomm

They should abandon all pretenses of restraint and just add a literal whale mount for $500

“Alright” is my favorite track off that album. Excellent fuck music.

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Like Matlab would give a fuck about anyone’s feelings

Just look at the Mr. Sparkle corporation: a joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

I’m going to posit an alternative theory: the data is actually pretty worthless and that’s why this company is going under. I don’t think these origin websites and the limited DNA sequencing they did is really worth as much as people might think.

Do you need oil tin man?

Just be careful with that, I think if the nonprofit ever got audited that kind of personal use of nonprofit resources isn’t really kosher…

Great explanation! Crazy how much depth of knowledge one needs to understand some memes nowadays…

It’s because they pay big dollars for comparatively little work with little validation of the quality of said work.

Yeah! Why doesn’t an AI summarize this for me?

NASDAQ as a whole dropped 1.5% today so it isn’t really notable that their stock dropped