Get a Brother laser printer and never look back

Go get em, dude 👍

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirate’s Life for Me 🏴‍☠️

Someone didn’t bother watching For All Mankind, and it shows. Do yourself a favor and give it a watch!

“Where is Kevin? Is he safe? Is he alright?”

Peak cinema 🥺

Look up moissanite. It’s literally the cheaper, superior diamond. The fact that it exists just goes to show how inflated the diamond market is

There’s an interesting thought 🤔

My point is that Threads is being hyped up as a Twitter-alternative sans baggage whereas it doesn’t really matter because both take lots and lots of your data

NOOOOOO!!! DON’T TAKE MY INTERNET POINTS AWAY FROM MEEEE 😫

I have a collection of the FINEST screenshots purveyed from all across the web

“Whyyyy do you need to KNOW?!”

It’s Morphin Time 👊

HP printers are the worst offenders. Either their drivers go stupid or the ink cartridges go dry RIGHT when you need to print something

Sounds like a fucking threat 😳

“Say it again, Dexter”

Based 🚰

Taters? What’s taters, precious?