nice

This is definetly the low-effort joke I needed to start my day :D

I was born in the 2000s and I have it

Camus is registered but hasn’t posted anything for some reason

Go read a scroll the shadow brotherhood was disbanded more than two eras ago and even back then all they did was talk about transfiguration spells while watching dragon races.

I see you’ve got the spirit of this meme

Actually it wasn’t dragon blood that eroded the mithril beams, but the collision of their though scales and the spires outer casing, which generates quite some heat

solid 7

Ó hogy a ménkű csapjon beléd te utolsó anyaszomorító te

Why does that even happen?

Magical Mystery Tour in my ass

Yes, that’s exactly it in my opinion. You either know can trust the word of someone or you know you can’t. Swearing on your mother life has exactly as much meaning as giving someone the pinky promise.

Chicken?

Aight now tell me about this cuz I don’t have a clue about what this should be

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At least that’s consistent.

Never was

toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT

and that’s how the universe got created kids

Not only that, it can cause asphyxiation when inhaled and is known to have a yearly death toll easily in the ten thousands.