I love that I knew this conversation was going to happen as soon as I read the article.

And, yes.

Is this news for someone?

Depends. Are you a vole?

I’d say this is stupid as shit but no one’s ever listened yet.

This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of notepad . . and will soon see the end of text entry itself.

*ohhshh . . pahhhh*

Load up on guns, bring your friends.

Wow where’d they get that jenius branding idea, I wonder.

Microsoft. Never changes.

Wait wait wait - you’re saying Zuck chose evil instead of good??

Huh. Well I’ll be.

Shock jocks don’t typically include research though, or extensive background information, or very detailed descriptions.

Are there any shock jocks still out there? Who listens to drive time radio?

It’s interesting to think how deep they’ve sunk into AI such that it may support the “growth mindset” psychobabble and that it may hose them for years.

Not that they won’t be able to weather it, just that it’ll take a bite out of them which was totally avoidable.

“Vaporators? Sir my first job was programming binary loadlifters - very similar to your vaporators in most respects!”

ANYWAY YOU WANT IT

THAT’S THE WAY YOU NEED IT

ANYWAY YOU WAAANT IT

*air guitar*

Well is it an American-born cat weighing 300 kilos and with the intelligence of a toddler and the morals of a seagull? Because they could run for president.

Man, quantum computers has been about-to-break-encryption since the 90s. The hype never ends, just a new crop of people first hear it then figure out it’s bullshit.

As soon as I read that, years ago, I thought “Well Dropbox. That was a very poor choice.”

I haven’t considered it since.

“You can use it with Dropbox!” they say.

Yeah, nah.

Was Condi Rice one of them?

The Video

It is pretty neat. Plus the kind of music-box music in the background is . . somehow appropriate for floating in space.

Okay

Welp. Can’t defend that.