That‘s like my bank saying „Hey, use our new website, the old one will be phased out in 6 werks“.

Me: „Ok, show me my bank statements“.

Bank: „That‘s only possible on the old site“.

Not a joke, sadly.

Modified every boot floppy disk to display „<teacher name> is stupid“ before the prompt.

I still feel bad about that. Mr. E., if you are reading this, I‘m sorry, you were a great teacher and taught us well.

I‘m pretty sure that‘s how literally everyone in their respective information bubble feels. Of course we‘re the only ones who are right ;-)