https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/whoosh

I use arch btw

Why does it not surprise me at all that this exists?

https://github.com/ipython/xkcd-font

Ok but what if instead… it was her?

Damn. Fuckin got me.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

I would have accepted either Doug or Phil.

cow with two legs

Lean beef?

Oh, so you didn’t hear about the guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Annette?

It’s not a scripting language?

He also jumped the line to get a liver transplant once he, presumably, decided maybe there’s a chance the diet thing wouldn’t work out.

Died shortly thereafter, wasting a perfectly good liver.

https://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/23/business/23liver.html

Sisypuss

From the article

The Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards regulate taillight design, mandating minimum area, placement, quantity, and visibility according to vehicle category, dimensions, and weight. However, the FMVSS does not appear to prohibit deactivating taillights during braking, so the Cybertruck’s taillights as seen here seem to be legal—even if they are perplexing, and potentially dangerous.

I still can barely believe this thing is real, and not something out of a bad 90s movie where video game characters come into the real world.