Tiger Daly

I almost feel like I’m being contrarian by asking this, though it isn’t my intent: your alternatives sound great at first blush, but how do you intend that those alternatives are enforced? Does that lead into your estimated >1% of offenders?

I like “infintiny” as a replacement for “infinitesimal”

If trees aren’t real, how can our birds be real?

…I am so sorry

The birthday problem fits into this somehow, but I can’t quite get there right now. Something like an inverse birthday problem to illustrate how, even though the probability of two monkeys typing the same letter rises quickly as more monkeys are added to the mix, and at a certain point (n+1, where n is “possible keystrokes”) it is inevitable that at least two monkeys will key identically, the inverse isn’t true.

If you have 732 people in a room, there’s no guarantee that any one of them was born on August 12th.

There’s another one that describes this better but it escapes me.

We’re gonna need a bigger sedan…

Velveeta.

Is that supposed to be the strange insult?

Is anyone else bothered that there are two number ones and one number two represented?

Damn, did I touch a nerve?

Sounds like a case of the crayon-eater calling the mouth-breather stupid…

Don’t talk about fight club?

DON’T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB?

Trapt

Bloodrayne

Primal

I don’t remember any of my playthroughs of either title as a “buggy mess”. Could just be a difference in perception.

I’ve played through various iterations of that game so many times, and I agree that it needs another modernization!

Do you hate my country so much you can’t even say the name when it’s in reference to something else entirely?

(This should not be taken seriously. It is a joke.)

You mean the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?

Misread this as “Boeing engineer friend” and immediately thought they’d probably benefit from more than just a wingman.

Buffalo buffalo buffalo homo Homo sapiens sapiens?

So when Lord Carnarvon sent Howard Carter into the Valley of the Kings with his team…

…that was the Invasion of the Body Snatchers?