Wait, what is this about microwaving pop tarts? Don’t y’all have toasters?!

I don’t know. Every ingredient can be adjusted to your personal taste, the point of quantities is to have a meaningful starting point. I’d rather read a 1/4 teaspoon than a pinch. Besides, a pinch is pretty hard to reproduce with any consistency.

(Also why not add a pinch a 1/4 teaspoon of punctuation to your prose my bro? My head is out of breath. )

falseknees comics aren’t necessarily structured around a big punchline. It’s often more of an animal kingdom slice of life. Here the bird on the left clearly hatched this year since they’re unaware of leaves changing color in autumn. This is isn’t their last surprise, as they’re about to find out what it means to be a migratory bird as well.

That’s putting it squarely.

He’ll be so cute after a good trim 🥰

He’s going to the vet isn’t he.

That’s a 1 month old thread my man :P

Not sure what you mean. The thread was created August 16, my comment was made August 21, and now here you are replying on September 24. Some fediverse hiccup maybe.

So anyways I don’t have anything a cursory search wouldn’t turn up.

They mean 32°C.

Trick question. The sun is in the sky (daytime) not in space (nighttime)! As we all know, the higher you are, the less there is oxygen. That is because the sun burns most of the oxygen in the sky. Fortunately plants produce oxygen in the daytime faster than the sun burns it. It’s common sense really.

Mate. No offense I swear and I’m convinced this isn’t what this is, but your post feels like these fake “organic” posts made by marketing firms pretending to be actual human beings plugging their products in “totally normal and not staged” ways.

Ah, good question sir. I’d go for stinky as this seems to me the default butt state, as one goes through the hours of an active day rich in butt crack sweat. On the other hand, a sticky butt sounds absolutely unbearable. Think of the hair! No way. I don’t care if it makes my buns smell like cinnamon.

One of these fancy self-driving lawnmowers I see. Not gonna lie I love the design.

The real punch line is the time you wasted along the way.

I can hear this meme.

I feel for the unlabelled fly getting mounted. Utterly fucked and unexplainably unnoticed.

I too take any unwanted notification as a potential threat: the only answer is immediate annihilation of said app. Basically the dark forest hypothesis but it’s my phone.

Missed opportunity for a sweet Venn diagram.

Big “I’m done” energy. Reminds me of this one:

babe wake up new pokémon types just dropped

He plays a lot of Minecraft.