I’ve been calling out this douchebag since his name first appeared on /r/BasicIncome, and my distaste has been vindicated over and over.

“Yep, that’s moss.”

You can abuse the shit out of a PC speaker, even at 4.77 MHz.

Of course it’s wrinkly, they never leave the water.

Downvotes on the comment suggest I already have.

I really adore the game-developing parts of Nintendo. I even admire their history of promoting creative randos. But their legal department is a threat to entire concepts on the internet and in general computing, so the whole company can go fuck a rake.

Never give Nintendo money.

Knowing what works is more important than knowing why that works.

Orpheus: “It’s powered by a forsaken child?”

Dr. Venture: “I didn’t use the whole thing!”

OP has an essay due.

Bless this machine!

I have some low-level projects where I am responsible for every byte of code running on very simple hardware.

There’s still problems where I throw my hands up and say “Nope, haunted. I’ll try again later.”

Magic ▭▮ More Magic

Oh, so you’re against the lesser evil because you just want more evil.

How are you not blocked by everyone? Here, I’ll help.

“Voting for Harris won’t change this foreign atrocity!”

Foreign atrocity remains unchanged, but now you’ve got domestic atrocities.

“See! I’m helping!”

• Wet bastard (hated)

• Dry bastard (adored)

Okay great, so the problem was unavoidable, in this decision. It made no difference. Why the fuck should we have that problem, and also outright fascism?

Will this result make that better?

No, seriously. If that’s the biggest issue, to the exclusion of all others - does this event make it better, or worse?

Do early voting next time!

And vote so there is a next time.

Really captured the “if not friend why friend-shaped” energy.