SMH all these lefttrenders

They’re taking all our drugs and bringing jobs into the country 😢

This sounds like it’s gonna end with a portal to the astral sea

It’s especially perverse that they have decided the sin of sodom was homosexuality and used that as a wedge to exclude and dehumanize people, so that they can feel better about committing the ACTUAL sin of sodom that their own book clarifies is inhospitality to the outcasts and foreigners

You’re not fooling anyone, you’ll be stone dead in a moment

I don’t talk about the goblin friend because I am the goblin friend

The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.

I actually just started learning C++ today.

If Lovecraft were alive today one of his stories would start with this line.

Well fuck

Oh bother

What’s Elon?

Just not that one

I’ll ride on the wing

Phineas, are you guys building a reactor in the back yard?

We were all thinking it, but it takes an eldritch abomination to say it out loud

None, it’d be my mom’s money

1. Job security
2. its not COBOL

Kibimanjaro, the user-friendly rolling-release distro for cluster computing

My god it’s full of bees!

So what is your favorite? Obviously not banana.