So we ARE living in the Matrix…

-Gym

-Dance Studio

-Concerts

-Free Events (there’s always something on Eventbrite)

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.

Bluesky has gained a million brazilion new users…

I’m so sorry, it was right there. And yay for Bluesky!

Anything muppets, I have so many positive memories, even the “so-so” movies make me smile ear to ear.

Moulin Rogue, it’s been one-upped so hard in the movie-musical genre, but I saw it like 10 times in theaters (back when that wouldn’t require a second mortgage) and still love it.

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The full story is almost better than that. As told by his brother:

"Well, this old librarian, she says, ‘This library is not for coloreds.’ He said, ‘Well, I would like to check out these books.’

"She says, ‘Young man, if you don’t leave this library right now, I’m gonna call the police.’

"So he just propped himself up on the counter, and sat there, and said, ‘I’ll wait.’ "

[The police and his mother were called]

"And the police officer said, ‘You know, why don’t you just give the kid the books?’

"And my mother said, ‘He’ll take good care of them.’ "

So, the librarian reluctantly handed over the books. And then, Carl says, "my mother said, ‘What do you say?’ "

And Ron answered, “Thank you, ma’am.”

Full story: NPR

Exactly, this is only an issue for me if my cat manages to build a wifi jammer. Though that is a possibility.

I worked in craft beer marketing for a while and the running joke about untapped was something like…

“Best lager I’ve ever had… I don’t like lagers. 1 star.”

Ah, I see the problem. I’m afraid you’ve accidentally adopted a Velociraptor.

Fact: This is actually where the phrase “shrimp on the barbie” comes from. It has nothing to do with BBQ.

Lemmy-Bot: “First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days.”

Three whole tabs!!

Obviously, it’s gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.

Like a penguin?

Well this discussion certainly ruined my love of The Lion King.

Short story. My company brought in a different working-type consulting group. I decided to try my own experiment and answered the 150 survey completely randomly, didn’t read the questions. Then sat through a 4 hour workshop where most of my colleagues told me it made so much sense I was a [whatever my results were, I forget]." Found out they paid like $10k for the day session, never told anybody what I did.

mass transport

There’s definitely a joke here somewhere…

I’ve been sober for 6 months.

I successfully line danced in 4 inch stilletos. Yes it was a Cowboy Carter launch party.