Food crimes, indeed.

Seems AI answers are what the most highly upvoted comment on Reddit would be for the same question.

“…till death do us part.”

“You think you defeated me? You think I did not know what I bought for my Wanna?”

I think some AirBNB options let you just rent a room in an otherwise occupied house. I’ve never done that, but pretty sure that’s the case.

Thank you for taking the time to explain what should have been quite obvious to OP.

I’m a fan of the Miami Hurricanes. Their colors are orange and green.

Right? Give me a Saturday that feels like a 15 year vacation. That might help with burnout.

A day by myself with nothing to do.

I don’t visit Reddit much anymore, but isn’t that the way ads have been for awhile over there?

Frequently stare toward the camera and smirk.

Right to ribpair

Depending on the reason, maybe a heartfelt story on GoFundMe?

Assholes

This year is going to be wild, isn’t it?

Fish would absolutely evolve into octopi.

This is perfect! I lurk on mobile, and their mobile site is horrendous. I’ll be using this from now on!

I try to avoid Reddit, but there are definitely niche communities and conversations I miss. I still poke my head into those specific communities at Reddit now and again, but don’t engage in them much anymore.

At the same time, I try to spark those same conversations over here.

No reason we can’t do both!

I believe you can reach out to the admin(s) of the particular instance and ask them to let you mod an abandoned community.