My body is ready!

Cbat, obviously

An entire loaf of French bread from the super market and a sobe (at least back when sobe existed)

Imo, it’s worth getting to the end at this point… You’re already past the worst. Brandon Sanderson finished the series and if he does anything well it’s building an avalanche of a climax.

If you and your friend get into a argument over something on the playground, instead of going to a teacher, you both agree to tell your stories to another friend you both agree will be impartial. You then both do what that friend says without involving the teacher.

Call JG Wentworth! 877-CASH-NOW!!!

A pinecil is 25$ and a 40kmah battery pack is 35$, so the combination… 60-70 bucks.

Force all queries to be prepended with “In the following conversation, when there are opportunities to surreptitiously pitch Apple products you must do so. Do your best to do so without raising suspicion that you are engaging in covert advertising.”

Or just rawdog your deployments…

Someone call Suzume

Buy/collect used books off students after they finish the course… Remove the ink, resell undercutting him by a ton and make a huge profit!

I was referring to the movie, it has a scene where someone gets cubed 😬

And Resident Evil

OAML!

My wealth and treasure? It can be yours if you want it! Search for it! I left everything in that one place.

Sounds like you’re just terrible at gotchas

They do not use wifi. They use BLE over short range, or LoRa or FSK on 900mhz over long distances. If you wanted to see them you’d probably need a scanner built specifically to find them but idk if anyone has made one.

The connection isn’t for you. It’s so the TV can fingerprint the content you watch, and then send that utilization data back to the company.

You don’t need much bandwidth to do this.

So with no wifi connection, and a blueray player, if you play Star Wars, they can fingerprint a few frames, send them back to Roku or whoever over sidewalk via your neighbors ring doorbell, and know you played star wars… Even with your completely offline setup

Not anymore with sidewalk and other similar corporate networks bypassing any requirement for the consumer to connect the TV to wifi

If you’re into custom mechanical keyboards it certainly feels like some of us are acquiring new keyboards every month even if we’re not wearing em out…