It pulls me into the fetal position for a good cry

Think about direction, wonder where you are because you remember dumb song lyrics and not navigation skills.

You can only call it a drone if it’s from the Droné region of France.

This is just a sparkling quadcopter.

You forgot about the Meth

There are various spices that go into chili that have been lost to time & grandfather’s taking recipes to the grave. I’m ok with a little experimenting, but it should taste like Chili, not “Chili”.

Also, there is a hard line in the sand at elbow noodles. That’s Goulash.

You ever had a brown sugar bourbon BBQ sauce?

Same concept with chili.

If you haven’t already had it, looks like I’ve added to your homework assignment!

Ah, yes…

All we need to keep that industry running like the good ol’ days is a massive industry of government subsidized illegal immigration of easily identified persons

I just hope they stay in the deep sea…

Hogfather is such a great piece of work

If Trump decides to help Ukraine

Putin’s not going to let him…

With the president, Congress, and the Supreme Court all being in Trump’s cult I fear for global politics as a whole, and I’m not sure which country the US will be at war with first.

Hey Siri, what’s the LD50 for chicken nuggets?

Should have bought her a chocolate bar, too

I’m debating on which sign would get vandalized first, lol

Indiana: At least we’re not Ohio!

As someone also in Indiana, I’m surprised there’s not a line of people just waiting on someone to dial in so they can just sprint through to wherever to get out of Ohio.

…not that Indiana is much better.

Inconceivable!

Fake…

That ass should be as pointy as Great Fairy tits.

Gotta go with the good ol’ “Spike & Ike’s” where you mix in some Extra Hot Tamales.

Cabin in the Woods.

I try to find a person who doesn’t know about it an force them into watching it to watch their reactions. Almost as entertaining as the movie, and the move is great.