Was?

1st level multicellular creature in Spore

If you’re into rap hybridizations, Rage Against the Machine’s self titled album is one of my favourite’s

The disappointment of experience winning lifetime supply of something but that would eventually turn into a lie

I used Bodhi Linux for a long time and I still remember how cool was the Enlightment fork they used: Moksha

So just my normal day?

Well let me pull out of the drawer my really dusty degree in Biology and let’s see.

First of all, do I still have to follow the principles of Embriology or do I get to make it from scratch? Because that’s where I reckon most of the problems that came up come from

That’s dinner time for me and tomorrowI’ll be having a first date dinner: we both hope there are going to be good news after those two hours.
Good luck to the both of us!

We’re God’s creation but God is a lazy kid that rushed the science project for the whole semester in six days and barely half assed it hoping no one digs too deep into it

The FBI is trying to trick me into feeling guilty, too bad I was the firstborn of a single mother and this shit does not work on me anymore

Being the son of the employer doesn’t require any effort

I love myself a bit of Streisand effect in the late afternoon

“Hold my bear” I wispered, reaching for my kitchen tongs

Please don’t eat in your lab. That’s how you get contamination poisoning

The yellow slice is not centered and it’s upsetting me

I think you got it backwards, I mean the new one doesn’t have cohesion: the parallel stories don’t really match with each other

Nope, as I generally want to be entertained when I spend money and time for a movie.
I’d lie if I said I expected this to be as good as the first one, but boy was that an understatement…

In one or two simlpe sentences, summarize the story of the original Beetlejuice film.

Ghost couple tries to shoo away the family who bought their house after they died. The thing gets out of hand when they hire Beetlejuice.

Why this question, tho?

I really hope that you’re not gonna end up disappointed as I was yesterday coming out of the theater: I could’t find one single aspect I enjoyed and still cannot

Story cohesion, justifiable plot, relatable characters, believable dialogues, good montage (there are more frame changes than a fast and furious chase sequence) and in general there is nothing that make this one look like a Tim Burton movie.
But hey we now have *checks notes* Monica Bellucci, the worst actress the big screen has ever seen…