Enjoy your tiny little gherkin house, loser. I’ll be chilling in my massive girthy dill house like a dillionaire.

Step to me and you’ll be steppin’ to Billy,

Fuck with me and I’ll be bringing chili.

Trump shitting his pants in the debate lives in my brain forever

The unhinged ramblings of a chronically online person.

Yikes

I’m more of a man of sin

That’s the worst thing I’ve seen all month

This might be a hot take but any leadership selection where candidates are ranked in terms of how lucid they are is a bad time for all involved.

And the “i need pets so bad out of nowhere that I’m in a crisis” meow.

Agreed. My cat would never dare put the roll on the wrong way.

I cry everytime I listen to this. A song that transcends the very idea of what music is.

Actually, foreign espionage is illegal so it cannot

It’s her expression that gets me

While I’m not downvoting you, you’re making a similar comment to “don’t you mean facial tissue?” when someone asks for a kleenex. Technically correct but everyone knows what is meant by the initial comment.

Also the training dataset includes several articles from The Onion so it will probably actively encourage the user to leave their material possessions and become a fish person.

He just got approved for that big $40+ billion compensation package from Tesla so he’s got lots to work with.

Treat your dad 😩

(him letting out a sign of relief because his credit card payment isn’t super high)

Butt why?

Tap or filtered water. It’s both gay and straight, idk how to describe it.

homemade explosive

Shows a skill for arts and crafts, creativity, perseverance. Very wholesome traits in a partner.