another case of celebrities fresh out the celebrity factory with “news” sites pretending we know who they are oh yeah totally a real person we didn’t make up you know them you’ve always known them

take them off then get em out the way completely even better get an open air wall mounted cupboard if you can they’re great I won’t say you have to cause money but if you’re willing to buy a new cupboard would absolutely recommend having no walls or anything on the side feels great

it doesn’t require intelligence at all everybody gets this

don’t use your phone while pooping it’s gross

ah a 196 classic

I hope they don’t even if they didn’t kill everything else I don’t want them the people they bring will be the worst hence why every good instance has preemptively defederated them

I think everyone can see that that’s kind of the joke

attach to cow nipple turn on milks

genuinely notifications should not be a thing on computers I’m fine with a little noise for high priority things but they should not leave an icon on my taskbar notifications go on phones not computers

most nutritious american meal

it means mutual I and no I don’t know how

nah you can throw flathead in mental disorders too phillips is the one screw to rule them all and all those nerds can shut up about maths of why the others are technically superior that’s all great on paper but phillips is actually a thing you try using your “perfect” torx screwdriver on any scree you can’t cause none of them are torx phillips is good enough and actually used flathead isn’t even really used that much anymore it’s only slightly less rare than the others and it just plain sucks

I swear they shrunk the menu to make that queue button where other buttons used to be to get me to open that god damn full page ad endlessly abusing my muscle memory

besides that who even likes the world economic forum they’re a bunch of billionaires making demands of countries under threat of intentionally ruining their economies for daring to not let them make as much money what leftist likes the wef I suspect he dislikes them for some much less valid reason though don’t know what it is

I can’t no

no coffee yucky nasty

those colours aren’t even close

I hate it cause it’s annoying takes more time and is unnecessary and I’ve never understood it it’s some stupid game someone invented ages ago and now everyone’s brainwashed themselves into going along with it there’s plenty of languages that don’t have punctuation and they’re fine but magically when we don’t have it some people get their knickers in a twist and no I don’t work and I don’t have any issue communicating with most people just every month or 2 some random person gets really bothered by it for some reason and feels the need to moan at me about it but like 99% of people just do not care and I don’t think even notice

k go ahead I’m not trying to feel special it’s not some gimmick I decided on for attention this is just how I write I’ve written this way my entire life I just refuse to use it the internet doesn’t have to be some perfectly formatted essay I’m not bringing down any quality you sanctimonious moron just get over yourself

cause I’m already on firefox silly