Not what you’re asking for, but it’s the same core principle as irony poisoning, I think. And, I know that shit is real, because it’s happened to me. It was kind of a core life lesson to me to watch what I consume.

Isn’t what we call a marathon just the last short leg of his journey, and he ran like 100-150 miles?

Oh, you think you’re so tough, don’t you. Well, I cast PERMANENTLY ITCHY BUTTHOLE.

Give me that indiscreet shipping. Or better yet, send my next giant dong just wrapped in thick paper.

Hmmmm, yes, yes, and yes… but I’m straight tho

I mean, on the bright side, only two more years until I can kill myself!

Cool! It shows as positive 3 to me. Interesting!

Our accounts are on lemmy.blahaj.zone, which doesn’t support downvoting. We can’t downvote or be downvoted. I know other instances do this as well.

I’d rather that than have molten socks cast on me

That was a crossover promotion with archer, a show about essentially a giant dickwad james bond, voiced by the same guy who voices bob

Same, just like when reddit killed 3rd party apps

Have you never worn headphones for a long time and your ear feels weird and squished and compressed and you need to like fold it forwards and stretch it out? Can only imagine it’s gotta be similar, must be nice once in a while especially with those radar dish cat ears

Probably because it’s probably cropped yiff

I’m not an mtg person, would protection mean only enemy spells? The original is your own too. Would be cool to have a board wipe that couldn’t affect you

Start dripping

Don’t use silicone eggs anally, get molds and make gelatin ones that will slowly melt with body heat. They can’t get stuck in you

I mean, if I was getting fucked by someone and they were actively fantasizing about me being someone else, I would be upset, open relationship or no

pet pet pet

A string of plastic, not a hunk =D

Ok I like to take coconut oil, the kind that’s a solid at room temp, melt it, and let it solidify in ice cube trays at room temp. Then, when I go to put a plug in long term, I pop a lube cube in first. Easy long term lubing