Because I did when do the it yeah

Hello sir or ma’am. I’m from the brightside corporation - can I interest you in owning a slice of paradise? Where you say? The moon!

Nah doesn’t sleep in the gutter.

He sleeps in his multimillion dollar bunker

Seriously: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/30/doomsday-prep-for-the-super-rich

That’s impossible. I know it can’t be the real Obama since he said he only uses Tildes.

True. My account there is very active.

Hey sounds like most large subs right now!

Also don’t forget the incessant regurgitation of pasta to shamelessly chase karma

Right I mean if most power users, contributors and moderators jump ship then sure Reddit will continue to exist for years but what’s the point of it other than accessing threads from years ago.

Jokes on them. Doing that will just anger the volunteer mods even more and they will refuse to mod any more turning the site into more of a disaster.