Blame Society Films: https://youtube.com/@blamesocietyfilms

Their “Welcome to the Basement” videos have really awoken my passion for older films. They’re hilarious.

I have this!!

They just don’t understand you!

Even though your clothes may have the appearance of riches, beneath the clothes we find a man. Beneath the man we find his… nucleus.

One foot in front of the other, homie. All you have to do is focus on making it past the next 10 minutes in front of you.

You come from warriors, and their strength lives in you.

I’m pretty tired and my dang dad wont stop calling me to help him set up his new phone. But imma make it through. Thanks for askin’ homie.

Petty af and I’m here for it.

“Save me a piece of that corn for later!”

Abre Los Ojos

You’re failing, Seymour! What’s with you and failing?!

…196

Rule

196

Rule

My old person trait is that I think it’s insulting for there to be an option to tip when going through a drive through.

The Fediverse has this really organic, underground feel to it that I don’t think I want to lose.

If people want to leave Reddit/Twitter/Facebook/whatever and come to Fedi, I don’t mind there being a 1-hour learning curve to read an intro, find an instance, and sign up.

Peeps who aren’t willing to do that are probably better off on other social media.

Is there a reason to want to compete with Mainstream Social Media?

Fuck

https://youtu.be/HrBJDvPZf2g

I used to be like you. Young and wild, being a night owl living in a world ruled by daywalkers.

Nowadays, I tend to value even an hour of sleep over staying up the whole night. You always feel better after sleep and even a little bit is better than none.

For staying up, I recommend coffee or chocolate-covered espresso beans (very easy to over-do it on these).

For waking up after only a short amount of sleep, set multiple alarms about 3-5 mins apart for about 45 mins. If you use your phone as an alarm, put your phone in an empty coffee mug to help amplify the sounds and vibrations of the alarm. There’s no guilt worse than over-sleeping when someone is relying on you.

Brother, my in-laws are living with me right now and I just wanted to say I feel your pain

Happy Gilmore. I’ve seen it before, but not for a long time. Don’t think I’ll ever get tired of it.

I prefer YYYY/MM/DD

TIL that carbon fiber can expire