GDPR. Honestly, one of the greatest laws ever passed by anyone, anywhere. No hyperbole, it’s so simple and pro-dignity. It also offers a simple litmus test: if you oppose GDPR, I oppose you.

Fear of missing out, or FOMO, is one of the advertiser’s most powerful tools.

I’m glad your typo was “start trek” and not “start wars” because rambling is a noble hobby and warmongering is… not so much.

Alright, Columbo, calm down.

And before newspaper?

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Yeah, but… Why did you capitalize ‘Good’ and ‘Neil’, but not ‘omens’ and ‘gaiman’?

I’m already in a number of communities about beige nineties computers, thank you very much.

Sire!

Tony Ladruzo?

Huzzah!

ITT: Have you heard the good news about our lord and saviour, Jellyfin?

We 𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓬

Fuck YouTube, sure, but holy shit fuck any useless dipshit who plays music off YouTube as part of a public performance, especially a goddamn funeral. That’s disgusting. Utter incompetence and charlatanism to make that kind of lazy half-assed decision in that kind of situation.

Can you get me three cups of coffee? My first fifteen aren’t cutting it.

Bu- bu- but… it’s got AI.

Meanwhile on the Internet:

“420” OMG BLORZ IT HAAhAAHA

“69” hhhUuRRR seckz bumbwr huuUUuUUuRrrr

“42” meeneninng of life! Hahahahan! I’ve got my towel! Hahaha!

“34” Ugh. Such a boomer. Imagine making a joke about a number. Ugh. UGH! I just… I just can’t.

Ten pictures of Feddit users reacting to clickbait headlines that will make you say “no, these are all trains. No, I’m complaining as such, I like trains, I just… I thought… No, the headline said something about… reactions, yeah, and ins- actually, hang on, how did you get in here?”

Fedi Punter in Media Lingo Rant Slam: Reaction

Bought? Never. I have a 2024 Western Europe road atlas in the pocket behind the driver’s seat, but I don’t know who bought it. I like to look at the pretty lines and funny names from time to time, but really OSM and it’s various client apps are what I actually use.

I can’t remember the term for it, but this is one of those things where you think you have a bit of childhood nostalgia that’s unique to you, but it’s actually almost ubiquitous.

This is also a great money-saving tip if you’re preparing a meal that uses loads of boiled eggs and boiled potatoes and also are in an area where water costs a lot but not so much that you’ll stop boiling eggs and potatoes in it altogether but would see saving a panful of it as a benefit which, personally, I find highly relatable as I am currently trapped in a desert that has eggs and potatoes instead of sand and also please send help.