My girlfriend had computer RAM in her purse. That is now why she is my wife.

Through my mental fog lies a Souls boss waiting to destroy all who attempt to enter (including me).

Me the second I read this: FUCK. THAT. 😠

The last lending library I saw had some religious discs placed inside them. Expected them to be of the usual Christian variety. Oddly enough, it was actually of some rabbi.

I was under the impression that Judaism wasn’t about proselytising. 🤷

Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.

A NEW START… Hmm…

I got it!

ANUSTART!

Awww…She looks just like you!

Years ago, a family member (who was on my mobile phone family account) was getting charged monthly for some mobile game. I would point it out every month, and they were like “Yeah…I need to cancel that…”

It took over a year for them to get around to canceling it.

I know a medical coder that works exclusively with an ER. Oh the stories I’ve heard…

Had this last week. Pretty tasty.

Women are so cute and beautiful but I think they are talking about getting their horse in a koozie

We have a 2012 Ford Fiesta that we call “Siesta”. That car sucks a good amount. Been meaning to get rid of it for years now.

Now to stick him in the closet until winter

One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes

Same

I eat a spoonful of peanut butter on a daily basis. It’s the best.

That scene in Ghost messed me up.

Hey, if Dreamcast calls, you better answer

Brutal. Not sure how that compares to me being mad at my bro for deleting my Legend of Zelda save.

Oh! Can’t forget Power Stone 2!

Looking over my collection, these are the ones I thought “I’d like to play that right now.”

Soul Calibur, Chuchu Rocket, Mars Matrix, Virtua Tennis, Super Magnetic Neo, Sword Of The Berserk: Guts’ Rage