Someone make a cover of this.

All the panhandles makes for good sauce-dipping handling

“All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.”
— Animal Farm

We need all the boomers in Capitol Senior Care Home to vacate first

It comes out the way it went in 😂

Christians in 1st century: the world is ending very soon!
Muslims in 7th century: the world is ending very soon!
Mormons in 19th century: the world is ending very soon!

Given enough apocalyptic religions one of them would be right, but I think that religion doesn’t exist yet.

Hack? It’s not even that. Just musk in his infinite wisdom enabling pay-to-get-checkmark on Xitter so all the fake/satire accounts immediately jumped on the opportunity.

I see what you did there

I’m sad that a lot of people couldn’t perceive the mastodon in the room.

Elsevier is a company that unashamedly turns grants straight into profits.

All according to keikaku.

[TL note: keikaku means plan]

I thought the staggered contacts engage with similarly staggered pins on the other side of the card?? 🤔

Literally doubling down lmao

Two leeches fighting over the same calf lmao

Aaron Schwartz didn’t die for this.

Spez is tracing Elon’s steps with X really closely.

Also fuck spez.

It’s Cubano StreetNet and SneakerNet all over again.

Wow, that’s a very ruud instance owner.

They really wanna pull an Aaron Swartz again didn’t they?

I bet Nintendo wouldn’t think twice to request books be burned if the yuzu source code is printed on them.