I agree. I just have no idea how to motivate folks to do that. Hence the despair.
I agree. I just have no idea how to motivate folks to do that. Hence the despair.
Texas, where woke goes to die.
Sorry, I meant Florida. Texas is going purple baby!
Weeps in despair in South Carolina
Congratulations, you played yourself.
But claims that we the best music…I am now disillusioned.
Do you use lube or just coat it in sand for extra brutality?
PC Load Letter? What does that even mean?
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
I expect I’ll remain dead unless the eldritch energies unlocked by the collision results in my resurrection.
If I do return to life, I suppose I might be very angry at someone or something, and that I will make him/her/it/them regret what he/she/it/they did, in the finest tradition of cinematic heroes who return from apparent death or exile.
Once I’ve completed my mission of vengeance, perhaps I’ll ride a vehicle or appropriate local domesticated animal towards a local star disappearing over the horizon of whatever planet I’m on, perhaps even with an appropriate romantic partner.
If all of this comes to pass, I would fully expect to be forced to return to resolve increasingly unexpected conflicts ad nauseum.
As I go, I’ll likely start to repeatedly indicate that I’m getting far too old for this nonsense, but I’ll continue to reluctantly proceed in my conflict resolution every time. Perhaps I’ll be able to pass on the fight for justice to another, younger person eventually.
Like I said before, though, I’ll likely just stay dead.
Adam Something is a favorite of mine.
It’s not the herp, it’s the derp.
I, also, am hip and with it. Witness my funky fresh lingo and in-your-face attitude, home skillet.
I miss Looney Tunes so much.
Honestly, I could deal with Adrian’s shenanigans just fine. That whole thing was supposed to be over the top, so they shifted most of his story to non-canonical status. I understood why, at the time. But then, the main storyline moved on to a lot of odd muscle porn stuff that was kinda not important to the story. I was dealing with that when I came across a thread lamenting the fact that the actual Gilgamesh of ancient legend was coming into the story as a living character somehow. I read ahead to confirm, and then I gave up. It was just one ridiculous bridge too far. The beautiful HFY story I’d started reading all the way back with Kevin Jenkins (whose character transformed in some nonsensical ways himself) was just too off the rails for me at that point. Add the dismissive treatment of female characters later on, and it was just another story ruined for me. So many great characters and so much unrealized potential…
There were some seriously emotional stories in the Jenkinsverse, but there were so many side stories that went nowhere. I’ve just been disappointed too many times to continue to sort through it all.
If you liked it all, more power to you. It had some pretty fantastic moments. It just transformed too far away from what I enjoyed about it for me to continue.
It’s just the ice wall on the edge of the flat earth. Checkmate, globe-lovers!
/s
I mean, a rocket will get you past the sky, so…
Nah, dude. Just wait until the deceased field gets oversaturated. All the hordes of people wandering pointlessly, everybody trampling over everyone else trying to eat the organs of the living…it’s a dead end job that’ll get worse with time.
God, I’m still so sad that that universe went so off the rails. It’s like the GoT of online fiction.
As long as it’s garnished with lark’s vomit.