Yes

Woah, you can buy them. If you have a spare $1500.

I’ve always liked that they’ve made Link ambiguous enough that a lot of people can feel at least somewhat connected to the character. And also, that he doesn’t have text so that you can fill in that part of the dialogue in your own head.

I’ve never heard anyone say that. There’s far more crime in cities, and pollution, and more traffic accidents due to more traffic, why would anyone feel safer in a city?

People really use the “please don’t reproduce” cliché about the most trivial things. “Your shoe’s untied, please don’t reproduce.”

He looks normal at 110%

Such is the jurisprudence, yes.

Yes.

dO yUo LiKE iT?

Your eyeball getting warm. That’s was not the problem I was expecting.

In the spring, a man built a pillar
In the summer, he built another
In the autumn, they stand tall
But come winter, one falls

Did Gina Linetti start an ice cream salon after she left the 99?

The time between these Saddam Hussein memes is always just long enough that they surprise me again and are still funny.

Mine will headbutt my glasses right off my face. Affectionately.

Ooh you’re so lucky with your hair texture. This classic cut suits you very well.

Being fucking funny is also a skill.

What are the weird add ons?

I enjoyed this post.

Are you explaining my own joke to me? Why?

I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.