The twin’s name?

Albert Einstein.

Yes

But we still check every time, just in case

It’s a huge luxury to be able to make money off something you love, even more to just be able to do what you love without worrying about money.

Meta has no interest in being part of the fediverse, it only wants to eliminate any posible competition.

The usual MO of buying the competitors isn’t posible on the fediverse, so the way to do it is embrace, extend and extinguish

Defederating is important because is Metastasis is allowed in the fediverse it will consume the fediverse, and then we’ll be right back at the corporate social media we’re trying to break away from, with the surveillance, ads and nazis being welcome as long as it’s profitable

That’s the point of step 2: inspect ass

If you find or smell poopoo obviously don’t proceed to brlbrlelebrbrbr (or do if you’re into that shit who the fuck am I to judge)

Only OK if you also jerk off onto the pizza

📯

(But that’s not mastodon’s fault)

On one hand, yeah I wish I wouldn’t have to hear about that piece of garbage ever again, but the mugshot is an exception because this little bit of justice feels like getting a nice bottle of cold water after being lost in a desert for years.

With the way every site is these days, removing adblock is worse than not functioning

The US government being useless against megacorps is not a bug, it’s a feature

You wouldn’t download a car dank meme

The background is the macrobiologist’s coat

How about a screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot of a meme about screenshots?

The chad slacker represents all the people stuck in bs jobs, where the only purpose is making some rich asshole richer, and the only reward for hard work is more bs work.

If you have a job where you do something meaningful and get properly rewarded, great, you’re right for enjoying that and not wanting to slack. Most of us slackers are jealous