“Oh no, not again.” -Bowl of Petunias

Nuh-uh! Dread is a judge!

Vaginal shied or pinch of spice, but when to use which?

And started selling us bottled water to fight the fire with, all while gaslighting us and asking “why would you do this to your own house?”.

My favorite part of Libertarianism is that Saint Rand collected Social Security.

It exemplifies the shameless selfishness of the libertarian philosophy and really links well with the conservative mindset of “I got mine, fuck you”.

Then, when in a position to pay it forward, they said no.

No, no, no, they “pulled themselves up by their own bootstraps” and made it where they are through “hard work” [read: government provided ladders of socialist policies] and so should we [because they pulled up all the ladders behind them while screaming about socialism being evil, despite the huge amount of benefit they personally enjoyed].

“No sir, I didn’t like it”

-Mr. Horse

Something tells me you would like the Love, Death, and Robots episode “The Very Pulse of the Machine”.