You can play it on the Deck if you just use one of the trackpad as mouse, I do it all the time :D

Does this apply to rubber ducks? Because that’s a thing in my life

I have a friend in Køben that I ordered it through, and went to pick it up there :)

No worries, I am also norwegian and I have a Deckert. There is absolutely no restrictions on using the Deck with your account in Norway. Only hassle is the actual acquiring of the machine.

And that’s why you will never surpass ssj2!