And I said you fly boys crack me up.

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the most accurate part of all this is that I’m a dog

Of course everyone is entitled to justice, but we do not live in that perfect world and haven’t lived in it for some time (or maybe ever?)

When the systems that we have in place to protect us consistently fail to do so in favour of a rich minority, vengeance becomes the only available recourse.

she’s facing the same way he is, so I don’t think so

Step 4

it just hit me that there’s a main character in that movie. So many memorable side characters

I build my houses out of straw too

hence the slamming!

ITT: people complaining about (virtually non-existent) people who didn’t get it

🧢

anyone remember that brief period before led mice got good, where you’d have to SLAM the mouse in a direction to get it to comply?

Rubber mice, that was a given sometimes, but led mice had the same issue for a bit

THON

The Happiest of Nights?

survivorship of what

I am a walnut tree in Gülhane park.
You are not aware of this, and neither are the police.

You lose that buff two weeks after acclimitizing to another country, and the perceived extra charisma is actually people nervously smiling around you to mask their limited english (half the language is just obscure idioms)

Heinz is bottom of the barrel in quality sauces, and Sriracha is just as artificial as Ketchup is. I’ll give you a pass on dijon mustard

I would instantly pull the lever, no cap

Split the track in half, and ramp up one side, causing the trolley to drive on two wheels, effectively only slicing the legs off of your loved ones.

OOOHHHHH
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA