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The dude in yellow needs to accept that he’s just not cut out to grow a beard.

Lmao you know me so well, random internet psychologist.

Not really. She’s a cunt with main character syndrome. I wouldn’t hire her either.

Shady business practice.

You would.

Holy fuck, what a racket.

Five Finger Death Punch.

It’s your money, use it when you need it!

It’s got its hooks in me.

Fucking Pearl Jam. I thought that was beans on a piece of toast.

You might be extra gay.

You were expecting a movie about fish, but it was me, Dio!

There’s a Halloween flea market near me at the end of the month. That should hold me over til spooky season.

It doesn’t, that guy is just a condescending prick.

Look at all your different colored hats!

I like this better.

I’m literally pooping right now. No wonder my life is a mess.

We’re all Ralph, deep down.

Better get some glue.