I feel like if you applied to work there it was because you wanted to be able to berate the customers. While they may be required to do it if they want to do it, then it’s the same as if they did it on their own.

Well it makes sense to hire an FBI guy, they have the training and experience.

I think they meant who is in the photo. Everyone knows who Selena is.

Iced. No sweeteners at all.

“There’s something in the ear that shouldn’t be”

I would suggest that that something is vinegar.

Yeah this time is measured in hours not days.

And if I take my socks off for some reason, like getting home from work, they’re done, I’ll grab a fresh pair if I were to need them again that day.

I would agree with you in when they ask where you’re from. Once they start asking where your parents and grandparents are from they’re trying to figure out your race. I also agree with you as a white guy I don’t usually get extra probing but there are a few, mostly older, that are trying to figure out what specific type of white. It occasionally ends with a comment about how some group isn’t really white even though they have light skin.

Yeah, but how long did it take you to refuel your metro? Surely it wasn’t faster than a few hours.

Hey Elon stole my plans where I drew this exact thing the very first time I ever tried to draw a car. I think I was 4.

Lol what? You can still need to fart but not be able to take a shit. Even so much that it hurts.

Ah yes it’s the next generations fault. What a unique take on the situation.

Straight to internet headquarters of course.

Arms dealers.

I notice they heal faster when brushing twice a day but absolutely do not brush the actual sore. I use listerine which absolutely burns like a cigarette being pushed directly into it. But after a minute or so it gets overloaded with pain I guess and stops hurting for a few hours.

What’s even crazier, for some people, actually a lot of people, they are right. Some people can’t be left alone with silence for that long.

Not me, but they are out there.

Yah but the words told me to be looking for something else, hence why I felt like such a dummy

I’m right there with you, I feel like a grade a dumbo on this one. Glad you asked.

Like I don’t give a shit how old someone is. If you show up in a costume I’m giving you candy. No matter the age. I don’t know why you’d care what she’s doing, how is it hurting you or anyone else?

You don’t like to lose? Guess what the other person doesn’t like to either. Try being happy for them when they get a win, instead of down on yourself for losing. Learn from any mistakes you made or learn how they were able to win.

No one wants to play with someone who always beats them.

godammit, donut!