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In this case? Money. They’re trying to steal crypto as far as I’ve heard

Alternative text: Me, sacrificing my health by sleeping too little so that I can be paid the absolute minimum that my corporate overlords can get away with, while extracting the most value possible from my labor.

Time to get eatin’ 🍽️

Dey terk er jerbs!

They say AI is going to replace all the jobs, but really it’s just facilitating faster, better shitposting 💩💨

This is fantastic.

Someone who’s better at this than me should do jean green beans and call them Jean Beans

o7

Dem Duke boys done did it again!

What a terrible day to have eyes

With the terms of service for their “anti spam” and “productivity auto-sorting” features, they must gather SO much data about people by reading their emails - there’s no way they’d turn that off lol

No, sometimes we treat them like hobbits.

In which case we boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew.

I do like dancing bears…

Idk I kinda like the idea of a madman living in my graphics card. I want to be able to spin them up and have them tell me lies that sound plausible and hallucinate things.

I’m beginning to think they’re just losers who’re mad that it’s not the 1940s anymore and that women having no purpose other than pumping out babies and dotting on their shitty husband isn’t something they can achieve anymore.

I wonder how much mtf hate is rooted in weak men believing that women should be subjugated and forced to serve their “purpose” and mtf women wouldn’t do that even if they could.

Nobody will fall for these losers anymore and society isn’t set up to support their desire to subjugate, they see mtf people and go “YOU MUST BE WHY NO WOMEN WILL BE MY BABY SLAVE ANYMORE!”

Calling possessions “she” is just an extension of that imho, casual leftover misogyny in language.

For the record I’m just a cis dude dating an mtf person for the last 8 months… this may be a bit of a ‘hot take’ lol - I’m learning, be gentle! 👉👈

Yall joking but bottoming is definitely a skill, just sayin

The lesser known brother of the Overton window - the Dingerton window.

The potatoes i grew that i put in storage at the end of last year look like they’ve successfully turned into seed potatoes and I’m excited to plant them this year ^_

I want the level of garlic breath where if I were to breathe on a vampire they would melt

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

o7