My whole existence is flawed jawed

You bring me closer to maw

And if you like that, you may also enjoy Hayao’s Hugo moment. A full explanation available here.

Lack of fedoras.

IRL

I witnessed a scene where a domme forced a sub to look in the mirror and compliment themselves. Sub ended up crying and tapping out. Lots of aftercare required for that one.

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/HxgdGJ_7lHA

☕ was a date at a cafe all along

Scientists finally reached their goal of genetically engineering human legs to be extremely bendy, invisible at the knee, and Voltronable at the ankle through even fuzzy socks in 2034.

The three pairs of boots got me.

Can’t see a spoonwilliam without thinking of this

Sounds like a Cowboy Bebop episode involving smuggled fissile material.

Nuts.

Are you a mosquito?

While my first instinct was A, that leaves the tie dragging along the ground, so for a long tie I’d have to go with B so the tie doesn’t get all dirty. Best of both worlds work be a bow tie in position A.

• Labeling
• Black and blue thinking
• Predictive thinking
• Magnification
• Catastrophizing
• Emotional reasoning
• Should and must statements

Same reason it’s Japan, Germany, China, etc.

So no classes but lots of extra credit?

For a movie with this premise, may I recommend The Lobster

On my phone, the bottom was just cut off. I searched for way too long before realizing that.

This is clearly Mad Bull and is ok for children to have after takoyaki.