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Sleep with my best friend
Spend the few thousand I have saved up, take a first-class flight to Portugal and spend the day hiking the mountains and then swimming in the ocean.
Honor Luigi.
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Nice try FBI…
Would I know it’s my last day? If so, skip work and take a nap. If not, work then take a nap.
Make a beeline for the location of a billionaire CEO.
I’ve always been on about this! A suicial assassin is an unstoppable force. A man that has nothing to lose is a dangerous one. Two bullets n’ a gun, you’re taking someone with you to hell. They can’t question you, sentance you, shame you, and if you killed some popular enough guy you’ll go down in history. If you’re client has the capacity they can even pay your family.
Get stoned, have a wank and watch star trek till I die.
But you already do that…
That’s because I live every day like it’s my last!
Go blow myself up at some politician
Where do you get the bomb?
Ita not that hard to make one, it’s p simple
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Say “Thank fuck, finally” and take a nap
Call my parents and my very few friends and let them know, and make sure that they understood how much they’d meant to me. Then I’d spend the rest of my time with my partner, making sure that I’d tied up loose ends, gave them full access to all my accounts so that they didn’t get nasty surprises after my death, and then just talk to them.
Procrastinate while doom scrolling
I wuld go all out and buy new kitchen sponge set.
Kiss my wife, hug my family members, cuddle with my chicken and enjoy some tunes.
When you say “cuddle with my chicken”, is that a euphemism for spanking the monkey?
Nope, it’s an actual chicken. She’s cuddly when she’s in the right mood.
May I see it?
One is her awake, the other is her when she settled in for a cuddle nap. The background of the sleepy one is colored in because I don’t show pictures of my house, not because there’s a wall of porn or anything.
Well, she is quite cuddly, I’ll give you that
I still get shocked at having a chicken as a companion sometimes. She’ll hop up and nestle in like that, and it’s just surreal lol.
When you say “tunes” do you mean cartoons or music?
Music, though I’m down with some toons as well :)
Yes
The secret ingredient… is #Crime 😎
What are they gonna do? Kill me?
