A wolf spider’s passport photo—up close and personal at 20X magnification! 🕷️
📸 Credit: Medienbunker Produktion
You found what on my web history?!
Mfw I turn on the selfie camera.
Lycosidae Mirum
“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”
It was an alright Adam Sandler film.
„I see you“
DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?
“in that mere fraction of a second, regret set in as Rolf realized the zipper had snagged his beans”
Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.
I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?
Teeth hair.
Rob Schneider, is a jumping spider! Rated PG13
is it called a jumping spider because that shit suddenly in my feed nearly made me jump out my goddamn skin!?
Rob Schneider is dip derp a derpity!
The spider in the corner when they see you destroying their home
Hey! Do you want to make an app? I have an idea for an app.
WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY
Who? Me?