A wolf spider’s passport photo—up close and personal at 20X magnification! 🕷️
📸 Credit: Medienbunker Produktion
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Mfw I turn on the selfie camera.
Lycosidae Mirum
You found what on my web history?!
It was an alright Adam Sandler film.
„I see you“
“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”
DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?
“in that mere fraction of a second, regret set in as Rolf realized the zipper had snagged his beans”
The spider in the corner when they see you destroying their home
Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.
I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?
Teeth hair.
Rob Schneider, is a jumping spider! Rated PG13
is it called a jumping spider because that shit suddenly in my feed nearly made me jump out my goddamn skin!?
Rob Schneider is dip derp a derpity!
Hey! Do you want to make an app? I have an idea for an app.
Who? Me?
WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY
